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swurvedcords:

13 years later, this sound still terrifies the ever-living crap out of me.

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vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

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manaphy:

i always say i wanna date someone but if someone ever were to actually ask me out i would probably just

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Anonymous asked: 36, 90, 92, 70, 45, 17, 24, 18, 11, 1, 16.


Answer:

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? Well the last person I kissed (besides like on the cheek) was Griffin so i’m quessing he’s at his house (It was spin the bottle, a really terrible game of spin the bottle)

90. Opinions on sex before marriage? HEllz Yeah! Do what you want

92. Do you want to get married? Yeah

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? I don’t really care what they do, just as long as i like them

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? i guess, it was a really awkward game of spin the bottle and everyone else refused to kiss the other person except me because everyone else is a pussy

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? probs Sarah and Lex

24. What do you want right this second? hook up ;;;)))

18. The last time you felt broken? Idk

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? My Dad and my brothers, maybe Abe

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? That last person I text messaged was Lex so no… lols straight

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? I hope so

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

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Richie summing up the great gatsby in 9 words (via huggbutts)

should have called this movie The Great Third Wheel

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport

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donaldcock:

I can’t believe Kaiba Corporation just bought Tumblr

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